Phipps Ahoy

My name is Ryan, I'm a 15 year old gamer from Alaska who runs a (mostly) humor blog.



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Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
*studio audience laughter*
4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 159,034 notes
la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 27,419 notes
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2 days ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 234,708 notes

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

ravingrussians:

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Platonic rim jobs!!!¡

2 days ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 21,277 notes

askthisfoxy:

cognitivedissonance:

Oh my God

there is only one reason this goes on this blog

1 week ago on September 9th, 2014 | J | 39,728 notes
electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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2 weeks ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 227,452 notes
2 weeks ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 16,833 notes
sixpathsofbased:

dreamlessdelirium:

BRUH

Shit boy you know we was really watching maury or the jerry springer show

sixpathsofbased:

dreamlessdelirium:

BRUH

Shit boy you know we was really watching maury or the jerry springer show

2 weeks ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 26,164 notes
2 weeks ago on September 6th, 2014 | J | 115,707 notes