Phipps Ahoy

My name is Ryan, I'm a 15 year old gamer from Alaska who runs a (mostly) humor blog.



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spells-of-life:

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spells-of-life:

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8 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 2,088 notes

ravingrussians:

katara:

when someone says “suck my ass” what do they mean like are you sucking a cheek or a hole 

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8 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 111 notes
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volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 323,395 notes

kingwilliamv:

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 6,564 notes

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

trashclown420:

rnedia:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

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1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 74,948 notes
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pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’

Ballpit Dress - $17,000

Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 55,448 notes

vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

  • gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
  • saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
  • pumpkin $3

Where tf can you buy a pumpkin for $3?

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 55,227 notes

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 | J | 445,359 notes