Phipps Ahoy

My name is Ryan, I'm a 15 year old gamer from Alaska who runs a (mostly) humor blog.



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sasuge:

hokagee:

hi im sasuke uchiha and you’re watching disney channel

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4 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 9,447 notes

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

4 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 91,364 notes
plays

4 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 11,240 notes

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

4 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 164,957 notes

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

4 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 85,932 notes

bisexualrupertgiles:

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

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1 week ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 59,477 notes
thats not how you spell tight*

thats not how you spell tight*

2 weeks ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 82,464 notes
2 weeks ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 74,457 notes

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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2 weeks ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 263,439 notes

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

2 weeks ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 850,853 notes