Phipps Ahoy

My name is Ryan, I'm a 15 year old gamer from Alaska who runs a (mostly) humor blog.



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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 436,772 notes
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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

9 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 166,275 notes
tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
tumblr gays: hmu daddies
anon: id fuck you
tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*
17 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 8,118 notes

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 110,471 notes

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 202,225 notes
accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 73,988 notes

evaded:

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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aka the purge

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 213,867 notes

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*
1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 315,863 notes

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 253,532 notes